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Sarah Babineau

I’m not ready to see a female President. The feminist movement is already out of control as it is and the last thing I want to see is a woman running the White House. Never in the history of this great nation has a woman become POTUS and I don’t foresee it happening this upcoming election. Men will rise from all cracks of the earth to make sure that this doesn’t happen. I’m sure of it.

It is a war going on between men and women. Having a woman elected as President would be a tremendous setback for men — I mean devastating. We don’t need someone who is going to break down and cry on the podium or make illogical decisions based on emotion. Women are way too emotional and they don’t think with logic. They make decisions based on impulse and what they’re feeling at the time.

Ninety percent of a woman’s power is sexual. The other ten percent is brains. So what happens when a woman loses her sexual prowess? She loses her POWER. There’s an evil plot to emasculate men and electing a female President contributes to that. This is why I’m anti-Hillary. If men can’t run the country then what are we good for? I can hear the voices of women in the back of my mind taunting me. This is the ultimate battle of the sexes.

If Hillary Clinton were President, what would that make Bill? To correspond to the title First Lady, would Bill become the First Gentleman? I’m confused. I thought that all former Presidents were referred to as President. Would we legitimately have two U.S. Presidents in the White House (at the same damn time)? The fact that any man (besides Bill) would want Hillary Clinton in office is beyond me. Why aren’t there other options?

What I don’t understand is, out of all the people in this country you mean to tell me that Hillary Clinton (a former First Lady) is the ONLY qualified female citizen to run for President? Think about it. She has one foot in the door already. She lived in the White House for 8 years!!! What are all the other women in America doing (besides twerking)? If you are a woman reading this, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Women had 8 years to prepare for this upcoming election — eight, yet the old woman who lost 8 years ago is the biggest frontrunner 8 years later? I’m disappointed. Actually, no I’m not.

I’m not voting for a 67-year-old grandma and wife of a former two-term President that previously lost the election to our existing President. If we didn’t want her then, why should we want her now? It hurts to say it, but I would rather Jeb Bush before Hillary, or the fat guy from Jersey.

We’ve had a Black President for 8 years, I’m pretty sure this country will not allow a woman to be President next. America had a choice between a White woman and a Black guy. Think about that. The Black guy won. “Bros before hos,” no pun intended. I am not ready to deal with a female President. It just sounds like a headache waiting to happen. If women can’t go to war, women can’t be President.

We as men have already given up a significant amount power. Society has us cornered. If we give up any more power, we might as well tuck our penis and quack like a duck — we LOSE. I am NOT voting for Hillary. I’ll vote for Beyoncé or Madonna before I do that. Blame it on the feminists. I don’t care. This is just my point of view. Who will you vote for in 2016?

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