Ernesto Pletsch

We live in the year 2015 and people still harbor feelings of hate for others based upon race. Now there is a such thing as preference, but to totally disregard dating someone who doesn’t share the same race as you strictly upon that fact alone is well…pretty fuckin’ stupid. However, someone has to stand up for these people and let you know why you shouldn’t and that’s what I’m here to do. So without further ado, I’m going to tell you why you should stick to your own.

It would take to long to break every race down, so I’ll stick to four primary groups. Blacks, Whites and Asians and Hispanics.

Black Men

Easily angered with the urge to either be or pretend to be thugs and commonly very dangerous regardless of age, profession, or upbringing. If you don’t believe me ask George Zimmerman, Darren Wilson, Michael Dunn or several other people/officers who have knocked off an unarmed black man because they were scared. Face it, black guys are just not safe. Typically not as smart as white males and convinced that sagging pants and incorporating other pieces of jail culture into their lives is a way of sticking it to “The Man” and going against the grain. To often do they settle for fat white chicks, which brings down their value to everyone else (other races including black women) in the dating pool.

Black Women

Far to aggressive and difficult to get along with. Easily confuse being a strong black woman with being a unbearable disgruntled bitch. Typically angry about anything that doesn’t go their way. Always looking for a handout or some wealthy gentlemen to give them something for nothing. Very closed off sexually and lazy in bed, and traditionally like positions where they don’t have to do much (i.e. doggy style). The main ones that will get upset if they see you with a white girl but will never give you the time of day. Willing to pop out babies all day, but will not go to the gym at all. Very into the BBW lifestyle. Keep in mind that they are the most vicious if ever put in a “baby momma” situation. It is definitely cheaper to keep them

White Women

Trashy. To open sexually and are into everything (i.e. I’m gonna cum on your face and then smack you with this rabbits foot). Did I mention Trashy? Usually think they are so much better than everyone else. If you date one of them expect to be thought of as a phase by the parents. One that will quickly fade once she realizes that white men are so much more successful. Also very into the BBW lifestyle sometimes, but with a little pressure they will at least try the gym out. Don’t get it twisted though, they have the ability to be at the top of the “high maintenance hoe” so have your money correct. This is usually only when you’re able to get one that hasn’t been tainted. If she’s dated outside of her race she can live the low class lifestyle with no problems.

White Men

Very safe, the safest of them all. Generous to women and will go all out to impress one, but they are push overs and never stand up for themselves. These men also think the are better than the inferior races and often date outside their race to brag to friends about a conquest. The parents will flip shit over the thought of mixed babies and inheritance being shared with minorities. There is a brand that loves hip hop and urban culture that will attract the white women who are scared to date black guys or the black girls who are tired of dating black men. Prone to DWI and wife beating as well as crime that goes on for 50 years before they get caught. Commonly referred to as the “White Biscuit”. Besides, they have weird looking dicks and no rhythm. Who wants that?

Asian Women

No booty, no boobs, much to passive, and you can’t understand a damn thing they say.

Asian Men

Small penises, much to passive, and you can’t understand a damn thing they say.

Hispanic Men

Overly possessive. I’ve heard of unconditional love, but damn. Will do everything and anything for you, but you better keep that house clean or a hand might cross your face. Never argue with anything he says or a hand might cross your face. Don’t call his mom and complain or a hand might cross your face. I’m sure you get it by now. Be prepared to have as many kids and your little kitty can push out because the goal is to surpass the asians and populate the earth overnight. They enjoy sex to much and the pussy just can’t handle it. Will charm the panties right off of you with a dance and a rose. Extremely guapo, so you’re gonna try one.

Hispanic Women

Devoted. Devoted to you so much that they will cut you and any bitch that looks at your crotch from any distance. Know that you will ever be able to have any female friends unless they share your blood. I’m talking nothing greater than first cousins. Anything else is a threat and they will deal with that shit accordingly. Be careful getting them pregnant, they have a tendency to blow up in a bad way. I mean immediately. Like, probably getting big right now. Have the potential to be extremely hot, so you’re gonna try one. Then you’ll fall for her the first time she screams out something in spanish while you’re pounding on the taco.

If you’re touched in some way by what you just read, then read a few more articles, log off, and rethink your life. You’re obviously taking things to seriously and will die of a massive heart attack soon. I’m going to stand over your body and laugh while I text white women. In all honesty, race should be a non-factor. Still trying to keep those bloodlines pure? Good luck. If you dig deep enough you’ll find your DNA is all jacked up. Think Thomas Jefferson and his many illegitimate mixed children. Once you come to terms with it and have a self gratifying session to some interracial porn, life will be so much better.

Batman stole all his stuff from me. I could totally beat up Liam Neeson.