By

Viktor Hanacek

Women are beautiful. In some way all women are beautiful whether it’s the personality, the way they laugh, intelligence or whatever your fancy. Lets not deny for one moment that physical attraction matters. I’m going to share with you my favorite parts of the female form. Before I share my thoughts, I’m just an attentive observer. I’m a creeper, stalker or perv. Well, that all depends on your definition of perv. I’ve had woman call me a perv before because I inquired about her feelings towards anal. I just had to ask. Anyway, on to the task at hand.

Legs

I work my way up from the feet and being as I can’t see the feet in most circumstances I go right to the legs. There are not many things sweeter than a set of strong legs with defined but not manly muscles showing. This means she’s on her feet a lot or is not afraid to work it out in the gym. Regardless it’s just sexy. Especially when there is a set of heels at the bottom of those pretty legs. Strong legs reinforce character and let you know that she is confident in what she got.

Eyes

I make my way here after the boobs. I’m not really focused on the boobs initially because a pair of icy eyes regardless of the color can destroy a man. Deep dark brown/black or blue eyes are a weakness for me. If a woman and I lock eyes and I’m caught in the gaze, consider me finished. Eye contact is very important for me, and I find a woman that maintains eye contact very attractive. The way I figure it, every woman has a pair of boobs and a set of butt cheeks. However, beautiful eyes are not as plentiful as you may think.

Hair

I always think about the old hair commercials where the ads stress PH balance. I’ll admit for the longest time I didn’t know what the hell that was. However, as I dated more women and (I use the term dated loosely) I figured it out. I want to be able to run my fingers through her hair without being caught up on something cat, bird, lost comb, any of the things that are hiding in Marge Simpson’s hair. Also, I want to be able to mess it up without there being a complaint about how much money was spent on getting it done. It really takes away from the sexual experience when I can’t pull on those locks. Something about when a woman turns her head rapidly and the hair follows seconds after in a slow motion tow. That set of locks is due for a prime brimping. I’ll share what brimping is later.

There are many parts of the female form to be appreciated. With the physical attraction being the kick starter, physical allures are a must for me to attempt any type of bite. A big butt and a smile are simply not enough these days. That’s just changed as I’ve gotten older and if it hasn’t for you it will soon. Growing up is an SOB.

Batman stole all his stuff from me. I could totally beat up Liam Neeson.

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